F1 Jokes

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herb
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F1 Jokes

Post by herb » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:38 pm

A small boy says to his father "Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"

His dad thinks and then says "Right son, go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with Lewis Hamilton for a million quid."

The boy toddles off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would! She would sleep with Lewis Hamilton for a million pounds."

"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."

The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!"

So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Lewis Hamilton for a million pounds."

The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"

"Well there you have it, son," said his dad. "Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically we're living with two tarts and a puff" :lol:

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Re: F1 Jokes

Post by ale » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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the Mad Monk
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Re: F1 Jokes

Post by the Mad Monk » Wed May 16, 2018 9:05 am

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A short book probably...

;)

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Post by ale » Sun May 27, 2018 1:32 pm

yeah, short maybe...but it's going to be his year...
:lol: :lol:

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Re: F1 Jokes

Post by Snap Matt » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:45 am

ale wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 1:32 pm
yeah, short maybe...but it's going to be his year...
:lol: :lol:
Woah, that takes me back.

The cover photo for his book with the helmet on the floor seems to represent something, but I can't quite decide what. It is something like a bar chart between what DC has achieved as a man, versus what he achieved as a racing driver. He did make a better job of being a racing driver than most ever achieve, but it seems a bit forgotten now and I don't think he would, or should, see that as a bad thing.

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